The World's greatest notebook!
Mac: Hello. I'm a mac.
PC: I'm a pc. Hello, PC World? It's pc here. I'd like to report a miss print, very serious miss print.
You said, and I quote, 'the fastest window vista notebook we tested this year is Mac'
A mac! It's impossible.
Mac: Oh. PC. I think that it is actually true.
PC: How can a mac one this faster than a pc! You know what? I'll put a mac on. Helloo I'm a mac. Yea, dude, PC is definitely faster.