After 24 years of marriage, Linda Hogan has filed to divorce Hulk Hogan. Awesomely, Hulk didn't know until he was told by a reporter for the St. Petersburg Times Friday night. People says:
He thanked the reporter for the "great information" then called back five minutes later to say, "I'm kind of shocked. You caught me off-guard. My wife has been in California for about three weeks. ... Holy smokes. Wow, you just knocked the bottom out of me. ... I just pulled over to the side of the road for five minutes to find out what was going on here."
Hulk Hogan screamed at me all through childhood about prayer and taking my vitamins, and pretty much spent more time raising me than my parents, so this is pretty sad. Especially since this stupid article reminds me that Hulk is actually Terry Gene Bollea, age 53. It's pretty disheartening to know your childhood hero is old and has a queer name. It might as well say Snuggle Bunny Bollea, age 1400.