The New York Daily News and Star magazine must hate you - you personally - because their headline this morning is about a secret Britney Spears sex room where she keeps all her handcuffs and whips and stuff and the fact that she has fecal matter from her dogs and babies smeared all over her couch. Delightful, yes?
...the plummeting pop star's Mulholland Drive mansion is equipped with a double-locked, X-rated "Fantasy Room" filled with ticklers, whips and fur-trimmed handcuffs hanging from the metal bedframe. The second-floor room also features a mirrored ceiling, a glass jar containing spanking paddles and a closet full of kinky outfits
"She wears Catholic schoolgirl uniforms, a maid's uniform and a Cinderella outfit ... Britney is sexually obsessed," the source tells Star.
Star's source also claims the house is a stinky sty — that the white couches bear hideous stains of diaper-changing and Britney's dog. According to the tab, a "court-appointed watchdog" is set to declare the place a potential "health hazard."
They also say something about her being pregnant again but thanks to a weak gag reflex, I never made it that far. It's like this story was filtered through magic to inventory my nightmares and spill them onto the page. I'm genuinely surprised there's not a paragraph about me going to the mall naked and sexy cheerleaders laughing at my penis.
뉴욕 데일리 뉴스와 스타 메거진은 확실히 브리트니를 싫어하는 듯하다. 오늘 아침 헤드라인에 수갑과 채찍과 같은 패티쉬 스터프가 있는 브리트니의 비밀 섹스방을 공개했고 그녀의 개들과 아기들의 배설물 찌꺼기가 쇼파 전체에 더럽혀 있는 사실을 보도했다. 멋지다~~!
- 출처: The New York Daily News